So I stopped doing my 1 minutes vlogs. Why? I have many reason but the biggest is that I didn’t like the way they were coming out. If I can’t watch them why do I expect anybody else to. They were not funny just awkward. If I put some more time into it I probably could make them better but I don’t want to focus on that now. Maybe later on in the future when I get better at this.
The only thing a diploma is good for is when you’re in your cold alleyway, sitting in a cardboard box, making a rat sandwich, because all the loans you took out came a calling, is to take your dang diploma and set it on fire for kindle. That’s what a diploma is made for. Also it’s a good source of nutrition.
I was thinking what tip could I give a person about screws and nails and the idea came to me why not just show a nail vs the screw. Show the biggest advantages and disadvantages. Then I though I could pretend they are in a boxing ring and announce them as so. When I watched the video it didn’t look or sound right. So I add some echo effects, cheering and other sounds. I wanted to add a strobe light but my computer couldn’t render it. Computes what good are they for if they can’t be your slave.
There should be a warranty connected with your diploma. Why don’t colleges have a disclaimer in their admissions manual, “If you don’t get a job in 60 days, you get your money back. Just take your diploma down to your school and say ‘this thing is defective I want my money back.’” Don’t leave until you get your money or when they call the police, whatever comes first.
This video I wanted to make it more interesting and play with some effects. The idea I had was to make myself teleport around the room when trying to get to my door. I thought it would be funny to keep missing my goal and wind up in different places. The comedy seems kind of forced but who cares, I’m not a professional comedian.