Valentines day is coming up and you know what I’m going to give my imaginary wife? A bullet to the back of the head. Man I’m getting tired of her crap. Blah, blah, blah, buy me this, blah, blah, blah, I want to go out, blah, blah, blah, I love you. Enough is enough.
So the original video of this was so boring I keep thinking how could I make it better. I started to think what if my video editing software was alive, what would it think? That’s where I came up with Robot AC 21. He could make comments about how dumb my videos are or the mistakes I make. I can criticize myself pretty harshly so I thought this would be perfect for a robot. He’s also going to be arrogant but never ever able to back himself up. Basically he’s all talk.
This is probably one of the most boring videos I ever made. I tried to add jokes but it didn’t work. I really didn’t plan anything for this. I was printing stuff up and ran out of ink. I was like, “Maybe I should record changing out ink and post it to youtube.” That’s pretty much the only reason why I did this video. Sorry about this, so sorry.
Imagine going to the doctors with a box of candies and flowers sticking out of your rectum. How do you explain what happened to you? Your ego won’t let you say, “my wife beat me up.” So I guess you can say, “My wife decided that it would look better if flowers were sticking out of my anus rather than a vase and why let the candy take the long route to my large intestines.”
My HP mother board died. I didn’t want to film installing a new one because I was kind of frustrated but I did anyway. I was so glad I did because now I could tell the story of what happened to my HP motherboard. I was thinking how could I tell it so it’s a bit entertaining? Yup, you guessed it. Sock puppets!!! I think from now on when I have a long story to tell I’m going to bring these guys out to tell it for me. A few problems I ran into. The audio and making it funny. My camera was having a hard time picking up the audio. So what I had to do was use my cell phone. I downloaded an app to record audio and put the cell phone next to me and hit record. Later on I took the audio and synced it up with my video. It worked pretty well. Making it funny, well you should watch the video to find out how I did that.
If you are having trouble in college and know you are going to fail no matter what, even after you have gotten torturing and you studied your brains out. Just go to class and eat any tests they give you. Eventually the test will pass out your system and then you can say, “Why did I fail? I passed all the test.”
I was reading online on measuring how high your ceiling is. I read a post where somebody mentioned that you should use a string and a wet tissue. I was like, “I have to do that.” That’s where the idea for the video spawned from. I wanted to show how not to do it, than show the right way. It would help stick the idea in your head better. During the shooting of this video I made a mess on my ceiling with all that wet tissue. It looked like somebody shot their diarrhea up there.
So I stopped doing my 1 minutes vlogs. Why? I have many reason but the biggest is that I didn’t like the way they were coming out. If I can’t watch them why do I expect anybody else to. They were not funny just awkward. If I put some more time into it I probably could make them better but I don’t want to focus on that now. Maybe later on in the future when I get better at this.
The only thing a diploma is good for is when you’re in your cold alleyway, sitting in a cardboard box, making a rat sandwich, because all the loans you took out came a calling, is to take your dang diploma and set it on fire for kindle. That’s what a diploma is made for. Also it’s a good source of nutrition.
I was thinking what tip could I give a person about screws and nails and the idea came to me why not just show a nail vs the screw. Show the biggest advantages and disadvantages. Then I though I could pretend they are in a boxing ring and announce them as so. When I watched the video it didn’t look or sound right. So I add some echo effects, cheering and other sounds. I wanted to add a strobe light but my computer couldn’t render it. Computes what good are they for if they can’t be your slave.
My Journey on becoming a Youtuber and other nosense