Work really sucks. It causes headaches, ulcers and back pain. You deal with stupid people and many more stressful events. But there is a cure to all of this, quit. That’s right, quit. You can take it in a bottle, in a shot, or even in a fist. I’ve been taking quit for 27 years now and I feel great. Warning: quite can cause starvation, insanity, depression, anal leakage, and untimely death. You should take quit on a high-speed car chase.